Damn, that sounds good. Sadly I cannot confirm the validity of this report at Beat Magazine – SA’s newest satirical, um, publication (on the back of the lion that just didn’t last), but I really wish I could. The idea of a remote sanctuary in Port St. Johns is marvelous super duper.

Beat has already taken the mickey out of Messers Bertram, Reed and Haralambous – check it out. And brace yourself for your turn 🙂